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thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

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epicreads:

"I don’t like finishing books." [x]

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

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doinganalwithjustinbieber:

hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

please

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sextective:

Second year Hermione Granger finds a lonely first year Sherlock Holmes in the library and it turns out that they have a few things in common. (x)

I’ve been thinking about making something like this since I found out that Sherlock would have attended Hogwarts at the same time as the trio, give or take a year or two. Let me know if you want me to continue!

(Source: sextective)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

captcha knows whats up 

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

captcha knows whats up 

vaginal-diabetus:

anigrrrl2:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

You can’t not tell me these two aren’t bros. 

I bet you they even have a code word for “Fucking christ, Sherlock is being a twat. I need a pint, you in?”

I’m pretty sure every single fic I’ve ever written has a scene of Greg and John in a pub, knocking back a few pints. Like, I just see it happening all the time. 

Also, can we look at how this contrasts with Sherlock and John’s relationship?

John and Greg = MATES  

Sherlock and John = BOYFRIENDS

Had to point that out….

^^thisssss^^  and They definitely hang out.  I mean, Sherlock called Greg for anecdotes on John for his speech. I take that as Greg and John associate outside of Sherlock on a semi-regular basis.  

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knightpotter:

and let me listen to the sweet song of your laughter and let me hold you close in my arms

My boyfriend is beyond obsessed with supernatural, but I don't know anything about it. His birthday is coming up and I was wondering if you had any suggestions on what to get him supernatural related, since you like that show.

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spoken-not-written:

Get him a bag of salt.

i saw hell with my own eyes

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thatsgrace:

Mamrie helped me out last year big time except, I didn’t learn anything.

gayreseevee:

Shoheb

gayreseevee:

Shoheb

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anonymouswisconsinite:

accidentally typing ‘ni’ instead of ‘no’

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